Red, red wine
tasted so fine
but over time
too much wine
could lead to crime
and Buddy, Have you got a dime?”
Got to keep my liver benign
and my mind so fine;
got to give up
red, red wine
and spirits and beer.
Beer?
Drinking beer
I have nothing
to fear,
‘cause I’m
feelin’ fine.
“I liked beer;
the boys
and girls liked beer.
I like beer.”
“Did you ever black out?”
“Did you, senator?”
“Please just answer the question.”
Red, red wine
tasted so fine.