A Mexican Trophy Illegally Crossing the Southern Border

The border brouhaha from the Oval Office
Is nothing short of utter malevolence.

The border south should be
An open place for you and me.

I watched a golf tournament today
In Mexico City by Americans at play.

They weren’t attacked
Nor were their clubs ransacked.

The only caravans in sight
Were golf carts left and right.

I bet the (p)-resident wishes he were there.
In executive time, at TV coverage he’ll stare.

If he were there, he would cause a crisis
And then blame it all on Isis.

The only violence is Phil shooting double bogeys.
He’ll cross the border without the Mexican trophy.

Unless he tries to sneak it past the border sentry.
Then that would be an illegal entry.

The (p)-resident of the White House could seize it
And claim that he legitimately won it

Along with Time’s Man of the Year
And the Nobel Peace Prize for a souvenir.

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