From whence does the Attorney General come?
Directly from hell at the direction of the Devil.
The AG is Tweedledee to the president’s Twee“t”ledum.
He’s there to tip the justice scales way off level.

We thought the new fat boy would uphold the law and go to war
with his fat golf playing brother
but Mr. Fat Butt in shorts just keeps on playing golf and cheating on his score;
while the AG shields him like an enabling mother.

Tweedledee and Twee”t”ledum dance hand in hand all around town
and work in the Washington Circus as a couple of fat clowns.