Boris and the Donald have their kiddie curmudgeons.
They are anything but love muffins.
They actually are like little demons — one does whump
around Great Britain and the other one hisses and kisses the occupant’s rump.
They even look alike: two bald-headed, devious, young twerps
with power to cause damage
to everyone and in ways great democracies work —
devilish twins who take umbrage
with everything they oppose
while shining their bosses’ nose.
They are two demons the Devil chose —
the wannabe dictators’ two kiddie curmudgeons.