Myth has it that family Christmas
celebrations are as smooth, relaxing
and enjoyable as Bourbon laced eggnog,

but he knows that family holiday cele-
brations are more like National Lam-
poon’s Christmas and that is why he

and his wife celebrate birthdays and
major holidays all on a non-holiday
weekend, every other year with the

whole famdamily, so everyone can
go wherever they want and celebrate
with whomever they want on holidays

and not worry about offending anyone
in the family. Hallelujah, hallelujah,
hallelujah!!! Amen.