Abusive Pressure

A starving, talking pet was told
to bite the mean adopter’s neighbor
before the pet would get to eat.

When asked, the still starving,
drooling pet, staring at the bowl
full of sugar-laced “Kibbles

and Bits,” said, “Absolutely no
pressure.”

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