How did I ever get through school?
I can’t ever remember studying.
Seriously, how did I learn anything?
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
One teacher said, “Your personality will get you through.”
Till then, I had thought that teacher was pretty cool.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
My French teacher thought I was pretty cute.
She did suggest I get my mouth from around my foot.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
It remains a great mystery.
It wasn’t social promotion for me.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
Now, I’m too old to remember.
I just didn’t show up one school year.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
You’d have to ask my teachers,
But there aren’t any such creatures.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
The diplomas sit in a dusty box.
I’m certainly not as smart as a fox.
How did I ever get through school?

How did I ever get through school?
Yes, it will forever remain a mystery
for the rest of my earthly history.
Yes, how did he ever get through school?

Those who know him just don’t know….