The contagious disease guy said,
“There is no peeing section in the
swimming pool,” — a scientist
with a penchant for metaphors
also said (to paraphrase), “If we
aren’t really careful, we might as
well all be employed by the meat-
packing plants.” Do we get the
picture?

*for my West Michigan friends,
the contagious disease fellow
is a Dutch-American guy
from Michigan who graduated
from Calvin College.