How Much Hair Spray?

How much hair spray
does the Occupant
use in a month
or even a day?

As much water as it takes to
fill a giraffe’s humps
or an elephant’s trunk;
Can anyone say?

There is no way
that orange mop will fly away
cemented down with
tons of hair spray.

But let’s hope one day,
on hair transformed to
stiff, whirling orange blades,
the Occupant will fly away
(Houston, we have lift-off.),

until the police reign him in
and escort him away.

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