The man had his annual physical
      and it was thumbs up, all points go.
             He’s a year older than the temporary

occupant, considerably lighter in
     weight and a life-long exerciser, but
          we are told that the occupant is in

the best shape of any president in
     history, maybe any human. The vice-
         occupant says the occupant is in

incredibly GREAT shape and, yes,
     it is just that — incredible, just like
          everything else that comes out of

their mouths. The veep can’t recall
     being put on alert when the occu-
          pant was rushed off to the hospital

for reasons yet to be divulged just
     like his taxes. Perhaps the veep
          should take whatever it is that the

occupant takes to stay a stable
     genius as the occupant holds the
          water glass with both hands, teeters

at the dais and limps off the stage
     while the man celebrates his physical
          exam with a wonderful summer cycle.