Trumpelstiltskin has been hiding
since election night,
tweeting bloody murder at votes they’re finding.
Will he fight or take flight?

Maybe Trumpelstiltskin will stomp
through the floor frame,
because now everyone will romp
knowing the poor guy’s name.

Trumpelstiltskin is so good at projection
at home and worldwide abroad.
He tweets “fraud.” If anyone has an interjection
it is that Trumpelstiltskin is really the fraud.

And then Trumpelstiltskin feigned being a spelunker
while descending into the White House bunker.