Two and two equals four;
I don’t know why any more,
except I never did.
Was the answer always hid?
I had to leave that to the
mathematicians,
who said, “Trust the statisticians.”
Okay, I accept
but only with regret
because I’m now being told
that two and two is old
and that two and two
is anything that the Donald may brew.
Mathematics and science be darned;
that was an old, false yarn and alarm.
The Donald says that two plus two equals four
if the Donald falsely wins the score
while he’s on the course and we all shout, “Fore!!!”