Now What/What Now? A Good Plumber Is Hard To Find

My plumber has gone over to the lunatic fringe.
He’s on a “patriotic” texting binge.
I called him and asked him to stop texting me his views.
He immediately interrupted with his “patriotic” spews.
I said I was a Christian and he was a Christian
and let’s leave it there.
He texted me that Christians don’t fall into the abortion snare.
I texted that I love his plumbing and wished him well,
but now I wonder; I need new toilets. Do I dare
text him or give him a call on his cell?

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