This Really Big Name Crime Novelist

This really big name crime novelist appeared in a TV advertisement

hawking his latest corporately written novel (He has a really big staff of writers so he doesn’t have to pen an honest word anymore but gets all the credit and the staff makes a lot of money.),

and I just thought about how corporations now, via the Supreme Court, are considered people with voting rights.

Is there a corporate crime here… somewhere…anywhere that anyone notices and is worthy of a

really good suspenseful, crime novel that is sure to make a ton of money and gets that corporation’s vote?