The Conservative Brain, It’s Not Sin; It’Sin the Genes

It appears they can’t help themselves.

It’s all in the genes it seems.  It’s not sin;

it’sin the genes. Science is

 

telling us that the conservative’s brain is

different from the liberal’s brain.  The lib-

eral brain lives in bright, beautiful grays,

 

appreciates scientific methodology, reflects,

thinks critically. The conservative brain is black

and white and authoritarian all over.

 

It isn’t their fault. It isn’t a fault.  It’s genetics.

It’s not sin; it’sin the genes.  Conservatives are

conservative like hetero-

 

sexuals are heterosexual, or if I may, homo-

sexuals are homosexual, even though con-

servatives wouldn’t

 

go along with that, but because it’s in their

brains not to go along, they can’t be held

responsible. It isn’t some-

 

thing they can change. They shouldn’t be judged

because they don’t read. It’s not sin; it’sin the genes.

They shouldn’t be judged

 

because they just sit and stare at Fox News.  It isn’t their

choice.  They can’t help it.  It’s not sin; it’sin the genes.

Politically, don’t be mad at Boehner,

 

Cantor, or jolly-not, jowly Mitch McConnell mumbling

through his senate pronouncements.  It would be like being

angry with an autistic child.

 

Cantor can’t help it.  Neither can McConnell, or that

seemingly crazy (forgive me, I know he can’t help it) represent-

ative from northern Illinois

 

or the slow spoken senator from Alabama who says

Obama is incompetent because some secret service guys

in Columbia let out

 

the secrets along with their privates.  We just have to let

Boehner cry because he can’t help it. It’s not sin;

it’sin the genes.

 

However, Mitt Romney may very well have free-

will and is not predestined to hold this position or that.

In which case, it’sin and not in the genes.