He wants to visit the Keys
camping at the state parks
and have a month of ease
watching Parrot Fish save coral,
learning the ecosystem and
experiencing fauna and floral
but pulling his camper down there,
he has to burn many fossil fuels
adding CO2 to the air.
So the vacation is out;
he’ll just stay home and pout
doing his eco duty from his chair
watching a video of fly-fishing
in the Florida Keys.