He wants to visit the Keys

camping at the state parks

and have a month of ease

watching Parrot Fish save coral,

learning the ecosystem and

experiencing fauna and floral

but pulling his camper down there,

he has to burn many fossil fuels

adding CO2 to the air.

So the vacation is out;

he’ll just stay home and pout

doing his eco duty from his chair

of ease

watching a video of fly-fishing

in the Florida Keys.