They got the e-mail about the
beach cleanup and annual
meeting where the new ex-
clusionary by-laws will be
discussed only to be exclusiv-
ely affirmed as inclusive
(100% of attending members)
by faces masquerading as faux
profundity. Back in the day,
they had fun at the beach clean
up and the annual meeting was
about where to put the fire
pit. Today it’s about keeping
people out. “Well,” he says,
“count me out. I don’t fit with
such a serious bunch with
faux smiles plastered on their
plastic faces. He wonders if
the smiles will melt into frowns
in the summer heat at the beach
designated: Keep Out! Plastic
Personas Only.