Yes, my dear, I did wear the Roman collar,
but to be perfectly clear, I was never very pious
and I don’t wish to put the blame on you,
my dear, for leading me so far astray
by showing me your perfectly
understandable promiscuous way,
but once I saw you, I couldn’t help but
holler, “Come on, girl, after the setting
of the sun, let’s make some hay!”