I was just diagnosed with a mild case of glaucoma in one eye
and then read a couple of limericks on-line. Even though I’m
from Holland, MI, the following is the result:
There was an old man from Tacoma,
Who sniffed a vile cigar from Verona.
He wondered from whence the smell came
But couldn’t see anyone to blame,
Because he had a bad case of glaucoma.