The obituary read,
So and so, 89,
went to be with
his Lord and Savior,
Jesus, March 12,
at Appledorn North.
If ever an evangelical
asks, “Have you found
Jesus?” My answer
will be, “At Appledorn
North, of course.
The heavenly suite,
top floor, top drawer,
nothing but the best,
for the Lord,
of course.”
