TULIP — How Scholastic Calvinism Almost Did-In Calvin or How to Love Life and Abort the Canons of the Synod of Dort

Total Depravity —
     akin to total insanity.
Unconditional Surrender —
     a total wreck or just a fender bender.
Limited Atonement —
     makes for the sad state of alone-ment.
Irresistible Grace —
     a heavenly embrace. I wanted to say "gone without a trace."
Perseverance of the Saints —
     my heart faints. This one gets no complaints.

1 thought on “TULIP — How Scholastic Calvinism Almost Did-In Calvin or How to Love Life and Abort the Canons of the Synod of Dort

  1. The fatal flaw of the Reformed Tradition – putting things down on a piece of paper, and once there, granting them a status undeserved.

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