Great, New, Christian Neighbors

In order to get the new pine
trees into the backyard to hide
the hideous shed (read outhouse

sans exhaust pipe and commode)
the neighbor had to ask the new
neighbors who put in the shed

(read shack anywhere else but
the neighborhood) right next to
the property line, if he could have

access through their depression
(read ditch in any other neighbor-
hood) to get the trees to their

destination. They said okay. He
then told them that if they want-
ed a really good view of their shed,

shack, outhouse because (through
strategic placement) they couldn’t
see it from their house, they could

come over and have a bird’s eye
view of the shed, shack, outhouse
from the balcony of his house and

backyard. He then told them that the
cost to hide the hideous shed, shack,
outhouse would be in the thousands

of dollars. They just shrugged. “Wel-
come to the neighborhood, ya’ll. Let
us know if there is anything you need,

anything at all, ya’ll.” Shrug. “Hey,
at least, they’ll let me get the trees
through the depression (read ditch in

any other neighborhood) into my back-
yard to hide the hideous shed, shack, out-
house. What great new Christian neighbors.”

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