If you are really lonely and feeling blue,
I’ve got just the solution for you.
Feeling like there is nobody who cares
While you just sit at your empty inbox and stare?
I may be bereft of friends galore
But I have found those who care all the more.
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Are there each day, my inbox to fill
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Free shipping with orders over a hundred bucks,
I guess I’m just a guy who’s got all the luck.
I trust they will be my friends so true,
But what happens when my credit card is through?
Will I just sit at my empty inbox and stare,
Feeling like nobody cares?