As an old, white guy, he
Assumes the privilege of

Saying what others would
Warn was “ageism.” He

Thinks there are certain
People running for president

And some people interviewing
Those running for president

Who should retire, go away,
Enjoy the rest of their lives.

And if anyone wishes to
Ask for their advice on

Whatever, that would be
Nice and they might, if

They are lucky, attain the
Status of “States-person.”

Otherwise, they run the
Risk of being laughed off

The stage and out of the
Studio with people singing

Them along the way with,
“Thanks for the memories.”