The whole thing was extremely fraught
And the lame deal-maker was caught
With pants down and people asking “What’s Up!”
Preparation avoids that which does disrupt.

Dealmakers spend months and months
Negotiating and working out the bumps
Before they sit down to seal the deal.
Only then do they lift a glass and share a victory meal.

This administration continues to eat crow
As policies of lunacy continue to grow.
Carter belatedly was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
For the Camp David Accords — an award that was wise.

This occupant gets the prize in the Cracker Jack box
Even though he delusionally postures being the deal-making fox.