Does all of this come down to peeing on a bed
or could it be something significant instead?
It all seems so venial
rather than a sin that is total
but Vladie might have filmed the pee-pee
and the occupant was seen to have so small a wee-wee.
And so, he will do everything to keep the tape from being seen
by doing Vladie’s bidding and flushing democracy down the drain
in his attempt at great but completely false and fleeting fame.
What a total depravity shame.