So, she just said, “He’s such a nice guy,”
in response to his reading aloud
a friend’s encouraging note.
To which he responded,
“Hey, what about the notes that I wrote?
And by the way, you know
you greet the dog with more enthusiasm
than you greet me.”
To which she responded,
“Not over the pity party yet, I see.”
“That’s cold and you are about to
be unfriended.”
“But I’m not on Facebook.”
“And our friendship has just ended,
even though I’ll love you
till we meet in heaven.”
“Oh, you’re so sweet.
Shall we take the Chocolate Lab
for a walk together up and
down the street?”
“Let me put my shoes on.”