An elderly man had an
accident in the public
bathroom of the outlet
mall. He didn’t make it
to the toilet. Another
man coming upon the
scene asked if the
elderly man needed any
help. He was told no
and so, he left and looked
for someone who looked
like she might be looking
for an elderly man. He
saw two elderly women
and asked if either was
looking for her husband to
come out of the bathroom.
One replied, “I stopped
looking for a man a long
time ago,” and the other
belly laughed as they
danced off arm in arm.