So blithely superior,
So arrogantly ignorant,
why doesn’t he wear the moniker
“I say British aunt and you say American ant”?

He utters so much racist blather
about human relations
and any other matter.
Imparting his views he has no hesitation.

He sees himself as the font
of all knowledge,
but the one thing we all want
is for him to acknowledge,

that he isn’t the Oracle of Delphi.
He’s just an old, white guy
who struts around with an open pant’s fly.
Lord have mercy, just another blithering gadfly.

They really do all look the same
walking around with an open fly.
It’s really such a shame
and enough to make an old, white guy cry.