The members of the cabinet attended a CLIMR meeting. The Temporary Occupant wanted them all to be CLIMRs and so he equipped them with ropes and crampons and said, “Have at it. Let me know when you get back from Everest.” But the cabinet members were on a mission from God not a climbing expedition anticipated by the clueless occupant. They were learning how to convert lefties into making right, their sole purpose being to take the sinister lefties, expose them for what they are, an Antifa support group, and chop off their left hands. All was going well when the Secretary of Edu- cation grabbed the hatchet with her left hand and the other members let out a screech. The secretary then screamed that she was no lefty but only turned to the right in all things. Too late. The Temporary Veep grab- bed the hatchet and declared that there wouldn’t ever be anything left left. And with that, the Court decided to consider the case calling for the dismemberment of all lefties' left hands. When it came time for the vote, the newly confirmed justice inadvertently raised her left hand. She was heard to scream as she was carried off to the guillotine for left hands, "Next time I'll be sure
to get it right." Too late, Lefty Lady.