I know

it’s just the

tip of it,

dear,

but your

gushiness

gets

to me.

Bust up the tree huggers,

Bust up the unions,

Bust up the police,

Bust up the firefighters,

Bust up the EMT’s,

Bust up the nurses,

Bust up FEMA,

Bust up the Fed,

Leave the shore shoreless,

Level the levies,

Stoke the fires,

Bulldoze the buildings,

Spend big bucks and

Buy cans, lots and lots of

Cans to be handed out

Way out in Ohio,

Safe from stormy Sandy

Just to be handed back for

The photo-op with the

Church lady who just

Wants to

Bust up the Red Cross

While kicking the can

Down the road.