What if we released the
thousands upon thousands
of non-violent prisoners who
cost the U.S. taxpayer about
sixty-thousand per year per
person, gave them rehab if
needed at a fraction of the
cost and remedial classes at
a fraction of the cost and en-
rolled them in community coll-
eges at a fraction of the cost
with Roman Catholic nuns as
their sponsors? They might get
their wrists slapped with a ruler
by the old-timey ones in the
starched habits (and, to be honest,
some might still need that slap),
but they would get the big bear
“Where is your habit, sister?”
nun hug celebrating success for
the previously incarcerated non-
violent persons, and for those
very nuns (starch or no starch),
and Jesus, yes, always Jesus and
the tax payers who get a pretty
penny, prison rebate, too.