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The Hello Girl

He saw Marsha Mason one evening

on TCM in “The Goodbye Girl,”

and while he watched was transported

to another place and time and then

just this immediate time knowing that

the past and the present and the future

are all one

 

and he glanced at her in the room

feeling at one with all as he watched

Marsha’s Paula and her short brown

hair and really cute butt, and it occurred

to him that the year he fell in love with

Marsha Mason was eleven years after

he had seen the

 

really cute (Dreyfuss’ Elliot line was “cute,

really cute….”), really cute kid in the shoe

department of J. C. Penney’s on Eighth Street

and in that  moment so many, many moments

ago but now, ever now, the “Goodbye Girl,”

eventually, providentially would become,

became and will be his

 

“Hello Girl” twenty-seven years after he first

saw her and seventeen years after he married her.

They both had had to say goodbye to their “Good-

bye Lovers and Mates” in premature death and pro-

found suffering and grief of love won and love lost

so soon, too, too soon, so horribly soon, then and

now and in the future.

 

But to this day, which in a sense was yesterday

and tomorrow, the “Goodbye Girl” is still his ever

“Hello Girl” with the short, thick, curly, brown hair

and really, really cute butt.  And like Elliot and

Dreyfuss and Neil Simon, he’s Jewish, too, on

his mother’s side – the short, dark-haired Dutch

side or maybe

 

that’s just  wishful thinking for a half Swedish,

half Dutch formerly dark-haired kid who had

dreamed of stand-up comedy ever since his

Speech 101 class when he brought down the

house with a skit about a first date and a first

kiss with a broomstick prop and found it in a

pulpit and timidly, bashfully with a guitar, like

Elliot’s, a guitar

 

with which he would only, could only serenade

his “Hello Girl” good night – a guy lucky enough

to be married to the dark, thick, curly-haired,

green-eyed Irish girl with the really, really cute

butt – his now and ever and always “Hello Girl.”

Hello, girl.  Hello, girl, then, now and

forever.

Sitting On His Porch At One A.M.

Sitting on his porch at one a.m.

observing distant lightning,

hearing no thunder only the

rain falling on the dark cedar

shielding his head and cool damp-

ness on an Indian summer’s night

blowing in his face and across his

asthmatic chest, his eyes fixated on

bright, piercingly so, light like lasers

entering his skull, red, silver-blue,

yellow, white, Jedi bursting beams

across what then became a battlefield

in Normandy, a flooded, rat infested

trench in a rural German field, the

crumbling, blown to bits streets of

Dresden, a mountain of sun bleached

skulls in Cambodia, some hostile, remote

mountainous region of Afghanistan

accessible only to human-less drones

controlled by someone sipping French

pressed coffee in a room near a suburb

somewhere, a dry riverbed in Iraq next to

an abandoned, shredded, armored vehicle

with only dried blood inside and shriveled

brain matter along the dusty canal to

say that humans had once been there,

alive with whole bodies and all their

fingers and toes intact, invading,

obliterating his tranquility at one a.m.

The assault came from a room a block

away between houses and under branches.

They left the room or perhaps a parent

shut off the T.V. and lights or called for

them to go to bed.  Kreisler’s “Aucassin

et Nicolette” slipped quietly through

the barely open door behind him;  their

fingers massaged his neck, working

their way around his ears, over his skull

through his hair and into his closed eyes.

His fingers met theirs; he held them close

to his chest and drifted into peace, once

more, at a little after one a.m.

St. Paul and Monopoly

Pushing against the grain

instead of going with the flow,

what does he have to gain;

what is it he doesn’t know?

 

He does know it leads to “fame”

With “in” to win and “me” to show

So get ready for the place of blame

and be sure not to pass go,

 

His fame was “In”-fame-“me,”

so doe-ray-me and doe-si-doe

and Lord Have Mercy

and he had miles to go.

 

Do not collect two hundred coins

and sometimes go to jail

with just a few to visit and no coins

to pay the bail.

 

He wasn’t good at Monopoly,

and playing that game

will not be his fame,

but he lived his life fully

 

having a vocation, a calling

beside a burning bush, falling

to his knees, (off a horse truth

be told) not this world’s fame,

but that is the name

 

of the Realm’s very best game,

not just pushing against the grain

but living with nothing other to attain

but to be a fool in the face of this world’s fame.

As He Rode His Bike North

As he rode his bike north

along Lakeshore Drive,

the lake roared its welcome

in his left ear.

 

The oaks and maples rustled

their branches trying to slap

his back with a gentle hello

in the westerly breeze

 

in an anticipatory effort before

their leaves went south for the

winter. As he walked his

ten-speed on the pier,

 

out to the lighthouse, the

boats came in from Lake

Michigan winding down

the Labor Day

 

weekend. The tired boaters

looked straight ahead trying

hard to focus perhaps after

a few too many

 

drinks and contemplating gett-

ing the boat in the slip or perhaps

grudgingly thinking about

the work-a-day

 

world of tomorrow like a kid

getting nervous on a Sunday

night about unfinished homework

and apprehension of

 

going to school the next day.

Only the waves in the wake

waved.

 

An Old, White Man

An old, white man stood

over an empty chair and

spoke down to the President

of the United States of

America, thus rendering the

black man invisible before a

cheering almost totally white

crowd.  Improv among the straight-

laced? Clint brought down the house

with a reference to an obscene, imposs-

ible act in four letters attached to

yourself, uttered silently by the

invisible man. They really roared?

Blue-haired tastelessness. An

empty chair, a metaphor is born

for a clue-less crowd. Ralph Ellison

hovered.

The Irony of Heroism

The sergeant didn’t save the baby

from the burning building.

His partner did, but irony or ironies,

the partner was under cover

and couldn’t show his face.

So, the one who didn’t save

the baby had to sacrifice himself,

do the honorable thing and be

heralded as the hero. How hard

must it have been to stand

on the podium in front of all those

fellow cops and an adoring

public not to mention going home

to a wife with a whole new

revitalized, energized libido for

that hero husband?

What’s Not Being Said?

What’s not being said

except all over Rev. Al’s

face?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except on the white GOP

faces?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

directly anywhere in

public?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except everywhere in

private?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except through veiled

codes?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except bar tossing and

birthers?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except he’s really a

foreigner?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except stop the

aliens?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about white on black and

brown?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about fear, hate, jingoism,

xenophobia?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

except everything but the

n-word?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about Revere’s new panic

ride?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about fear of the rainbow

invasion?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about all being scared to name

it?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

about the truth of what Carter

did say?

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

is what the President can’t

say.

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

is E Pluribus

Unum.

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

is that all this is

racist.

Political Civil War

What’s not being said

is “Lord, have mercy upon

us.”

Life Is Not the Movies

Life Is Not the Movies

Life is not the movies.

It needs better writers,

spoke

the screenwriter and I

thought about politics

(and popcorn

and previews and wished I

was in the aisle seat about mid-

way back

in the dark watching a great

political thriller, but here I am).

A political writer

said this is the most vacuous

campaign in memory.

(Maybe an

espionage flick like the most

recent Bourne would be even better.)

Ivy league

educated candidates who

can’t seem to utter a cogent

statement of

substance on any issue affecting

the masses yearning to be…(Hmmm,

yeah, maybe

that’s why the guys with numb tongues

are stuttering through the summer) free?

Maybe that really

is just another word for nothing left to lose

now that the house is gone — another phrase

I heard someone else say —

with my own apologies to the Oxford scholar who

wrote the song and the King of the Road and Janis who

sang it at different times —

one with a twang and the other with a scream.

Where is Ambrose Bierce, H.L. Mencken, Mark

Twain and, of

course, the ever quotable, “Unsinkable” Molly Ivins

when you need them (no, not the Comedy

Central guys),

not to write the memorable lines for the candid-

ates, but, at least, to give us something substan-

tive upon which

to chew and make us laugh and cry

while we ate our popcorn?

Seven Haikus for Boomer

I’m breathing well;

my chocolate lab is not —

my asthma, his throat.

 

I know how he feels –

inability to breathe

freely and deeply.

 

Panic lurks close by,

always ready to attack —

shallow breathing, fear.

 

Our baby Boomer

panting, slurping water,

begging for relief.

 

Maybe another

doggie prozac will help him

settle down and sleep.

 

Now I lay me down

to sleep. I pray the Lord

Boomer’s life to keep.

 

If he should die be-

fore I wake, I pray his soul

to heaven does take.