Caps On, Christians

The theologian wrote it;
She tried to sugar coat it
With “perhaps”:
“Perhaps, those whom we value least
Have the most to teach,”

She was a poet.
Did she know it?
She was also spot on,
Without the “perhaps.”
To this, Christians, in humility
Take off those ecclesial caps.

{The man encountered an abrupt,
Rude, dismissive customer service rep
For the airlines when he checked in.
She is black and he is white and he
Felt his racism rise. And then he had
To check his feelings. There is reason
There, two hundred years of reasons
There and he has to understand that.}

In that moment, he valued her least,
But she had much to teach.
He had time before his flight
To get it spiritually right.

Caps on, Christians.
All aboard!

Storytelling

We, like Scheherazade, should tell
a thousand stories to the world,

because, if given the opportunity,
the world would kill us after just

one night of love. Each night we
would keep the conclusion till the

next night. The world would wait
for the conclusion because every-

one loves a good story and we have
good stories to tell. At the end

of the thousand and one nights,
the world would not kill us be-

cause the world would know that
our stories are the world’s stories

and then for the next thousand nights,
the world could tell us the world’s

stories and we would fall in love
with the world.

The Subtle French Flair

The uneven sidewalks go up and down,
There is no flat, even place to walk.
The streets are quite narrow in this town.
The lilting language echoes from the talk.

It is a sweet sound, the French flair,
Subdued, not brash nor loud,
It circles and swirls through the autumn air
And floats like a light cumulus cloud.

A lady from New York with an Italian accent,
Said Old Quebec is quite international.
In Europe, one must from country to country be sent.
Here, is the feel of cross cultural.

Yes, you can hear English, Spanish, even guttural tones.
But it is French that lifts one over uneven cobblestones.

Hotel Review

Old Quebec is old,
So is the little hotel
Where we are staying.
I feel cramped sitting
At the desk typing
This. I look to my left
And see the tiny fire-
Place. The original
French settlers must
Have been very small,
But very good builders
Because the architecture
Is incredible and has
Held up very well through
The years, except that
The two of us staying here
For a wedding anniversary
Wonder if the buildings
Are fire traps. There don’t
Seem to be good escape
Routes. The local Pinot
Grigio is very good. My
Goodness, that is a tiny
Fireplace. The regular
Size bed hardly leaves
Room to get around it.
I keep wondering what
They burned in the fire-
Places. Kindling? That
Wouldn’t last very long.
Teensy logs of wood?
Not much longer. In
The winter the nights
Would get very cold.
Coal? Really? I’ll have
To remember to ask
The front desk clerk.
The painting doesn’t
Match the room. It’s
One of those cheap
Warehouse things.
Other than that, the
Pinot Grigio really is
Good. Oh, and the
Stone walls are nice.
Is that smoke I smell
Or just the restaurant
Downstairs?

Dorian On the Upper Deck

He sat on the upper deck of the double-decker
tour bus. The wind blew and he removed his
designer ball cap revealing the few remaining
hairs blowing in the wind. He wore a matching
Ralph Lauren tennis shirt and shorts as his crepe
paper-thin skin hung from his arms, starting to
crawl over his Rolex watch. A Louis Vuitton sweat
shirt hung from his drooping shoulders. The scaly
skin on his legs folded over the top of his John-
ston Murphy leather soled, five-layer heeled loafers.
When the bus finished its rounds, the man’s wife
scooped up the things to which he belonged, shuffled
through his ashes, exited the bus, tossed the belong-
ings in a waste receptacle, twirled the key chain she
had pulled from her husband’s shorts and headed
for the Beemer as her “crepey” skin blew in the
wind.

Condensing*

The poet condensed
a poem about condensing

by shortening
it up (or is it down?).

She did it in ten fewer
words than this,

leaving me to frown,
not know how to cut it up,

(or is it down?).

*idea from the poem ”Poet’s Work” by Lorine Niedecker

A Novel Idea*

The monk wrote, “…the
     Christian sect was radical
because it encouraged
     alternative behaviors that
were both attractive to
     those at the bottom and
threatening to the world-
     view of empire.” The man
thought about where he
     lives and the churches in
town and what is preached
     from the pulpits and he
thought more about the
     monk’s words and then
he said to himself, “My,
     what a novel idea.”

*idea from a meditation by Richard Rohr

They Sat in the Cathedral

They sat in the cathedral,
those who occupy the high-
est places in American
politics, and some spoke

serious and humorous
words of the deceased,
one of their own. They
had gathered to show

collective respect. It
was shrouded in the rubric
of ecclesiastical blessing.
It was high church civil

religion. It was the im-
plicit blessing of mili-
tarism by Christianity.
It was the “Battle Hymn

of the Republic.” There
was no one in that place
of piety and prayer to
say, stern, prophetic

words of judgment on
the gathered powerful
— to call them to ac-
count, who like Esau

sold their birthright
for the proverbial pot
of porridge. There was
no one to utter words

about white washed
sepulchres and to state,
“Let the dead bury the
dead.” Of course, it was

the wrong place for John
the Baptist and Jesus,
even as Jesus’ name was
invoked. This wasn’t a

town hall meeting. Of
course, it was the wrong
time and place but when
will that place and time

come? Thank God for the
beautiful music and most
of all the grieving,
plaintive voice of love

in Danny Boy. Even during
the magnificent organ
postlude, the glad-hand-
ing and back slapping

began and it was back
to “business as usual,”
presumably, all with the
church’s blessing.

Desultory — Say That Again

A. Desultory as in “vessel” and “tory”
or B. Desultory as in “de” and “sultry”?
I had always pronounced it “B,”
with pride in my vocabulary
but now woe is me.
I heard it on TV
as A. and not B.
I couldn’t believe it
and shouted, I’m such a “nitwit,”
The online dictionary audio of the
word doesn’t lie
and I thought I would cry.
A. wins the story.
Now, I’m desultory (as in vessel and tory)
but never desultory (as in de and sultry).