Epictetus wrote that it is like
wishing for a fig in winter this
longing and aching for a de-
ceased loved one. After he
read that, he thought how
much it reminded him of
Buddhism and Taoism. He
wished he had gotten more
of that in his Christian up-
bringing. It would have saved
him so much heartache about
that over which he had ab-
solutely no control. He looked
at the skin on his forearms
thinking “perishable — use in
due season.”
He’s Thinking About An Afterlife
For some reason he’s thinking about death and an afterlife; gee, you think, considering the fact that the stench of death is only two steps away from the guy without a mask — the one declar- ing his faux libertarian, phony baloney bent on the First Amendment? Go right ahead and fly through that red light, don’t wear a seat belt and “A stop sign? What stop sign?” They take their orders well from what they see on TV. In the mean time, and isn’t that an apropos phrase — mean time? So, he’s thinking about death and white evan- gelicals would be thinking about all the white loved ones who had gone before and what a great reunion it will be just like those on the 4th of July at grandma’s farm. Yes, he’s thinking about that myth with a bit of yearning but, honestly, he would be glad to be a smooth, flat stone having been rolled over and over and over before washing up on the beach for some kid to find and get all excited about it being the best stone for skipping she had ever seen. And after she tossed it on a waveless day and got all excited about all the skips it made before sinking, he would roll and roll and roll and wait for some other kid to find the perfect stone for skipping.
The Kindness of the Trees
As he reflects on the splendor of this fall
he thinks of ones that went before, all the
predicted glory, all the touted colors that
were to be and, yes, there were glorious
days after great anticipation but then came
the rain and down came the leaves and out
came the damnable leaf blowers — until
this fall. This fall is different. The anticipated
glory came but it didn’t leave; it stayed and
stayed and stayed through the rains and
the winds and the chill of night. It is as
if the trees know that this fall is different,
that there is great suffering this fall, that
in the houses in the neighborhoods, in
the apartments in the cities, in the home-
less shelters people are suffering and
afraid and out of kindness and under-
standing and nature’s compassion, the
trees kept their gorgeous leaves for us
to embrace with our eyes and our hearts
are touched with the kindness of the trees.
Voilà
He reads poems. Today, he read a very brief poem whose meaning seemed absurd. The poet had been in the German army during WWI. Maybe that had something to do with the absurdity. PTSD? He also reads simplistic rhymed and metered poems like the religious poems his aunt wrote for the local, neighborhood newspaper. Once in a while he reads a poem and says, “Voilà, Aristotle’s Golden Mean, the Buddha's Middle Way, Lao Tzu's Tao -- some- thing that reads really well like a parable of Jesus.
A Twenty-Eight-Year-Old Conversation Between a Long Deceased Introvert and Her Extroverted Husband
She said, “You don’t really know me,” —
that after twenty-five years of marriage.
He didn’t know whether he was being
told in an accusatory tone that he
hadn’t cared enough to find out or if
that tone was one of pride that some-
how she had spirited away her soul so
he could never know. He said, “Well, if
you had told me, I would have known.
I can’t know anything without being in-
formed.” “If you truly loved me, I wouldn’t
have had to tell you; you would just know.”
“Oh, come on. That’s not fair.” And with
that he knew the tone was a little of each.
And with that memory, he turned to his
introverted wife of twenty-five years and
said, “Tell me, dear.” She just furrowed
her brow.
wisdom
he sits mesmerized by the maple
tree across the street — brilliant
orange, yellow, red leaves still
in the windless air like a painting
by an impressionist. he can al-
most hear the notes emanating
from the trunk like a pavane
for a dead princess. soon the
leaves will twist in the wind and
sleet will slap the tree branches
until they give up the leaves for
the winter just around the corner,
but for the moment, the leaves
sit in the stillness and splender
that come with wisdom.
All The Poets Are Filled With Shame
So, all the poets, if they are old enough
to have children, are filled with guilt and
shame because of the deplorable state
of the earth’s environmental health which
the children, apparently, revel in pointing
out to their now berated, humiliated and
dilapidated parents — those very poets.
And as a father of two children and a step-
father to one stepson, I have thought about
that and have had pangs of regret over not
doing more to help an environment over
which I had not much control. On the other
hand, we separated garbage into garbage
and recyclables from the time the kids were
born so they knew that we were concerned
about the environment, but, hey, in terms
of the big picture, we were pretty much
powerless, but now, apparently, the poets
are convinced that the children stand in
utter and total judgment on their parents,
which is really sad considering that we
are all on the same side wanting to swim
in clean water, breathe clean air, garden in
rich soil and frolic with the wild life. Maybe
the poets are just trying to wake us up from
our lethargy. Maybe, but who knows what’s
in the mind of a poet? So, why do I allow
them to make me feel guilty and ashamed?
Hmmm, those darn poets….
Converting Lefties Into Making Right
The members of the cabinet attended a CLIMR meeting. The Temporary Occupant wanted them all to be CLIMRs and so he equipped them with ropes and crampons and said, “Have at it. Let me know when you get back from Everest.” But the cabinet members were on a mission from God not a climbing expedition anticipated by the clueless occupant. They were learning how to convert lefties into making right, their sole purpose being to take the sinister lefties, expose them for what they are, an Antifa support group, and chop off their left hands. All was going well when the Secretary of Edu- cation grabbed the hatchet with her left hand and the other members let out a screech. The secretary then screamed that she was no lefty but only turned to the right in all things. Too late. The Temporary Veep grab- bed the hatchet and declared that there wouldn’t ever be anything left left. And with that, the Court decided to consider the case calling for the dismemberment of all lefties' left hands. When it came time for the vote, the newly confirmed justice inadvertently raised her left hand. She was heard to scream as she was carried off to the guillotine for left hands, "Next time I'll be sure
to get it right." Too late, Lefty Lady.
The Gummy That Makes Him Giggle
He thinks the gummy lasts through the night into the morning
because the giggles come on during breakfast without a warning.
He remembers the previous evening giggling at news’ dire warnings
and giggling to bed wondering if there will be a next morning.
Well, the sun came up as predicted
and nothing happened over night with warnings so afflicted.
And so, he conjures dumb puns
from which his wife and dog run.
He just giggles while he sits
thinking about an English violinist:
“We rented a room from an English violinist,”
is a line from a poem. It really struck a chord.
He said that since COVID-19, he sits at home gaining weight.
His wife said, “That’s awful. Does that mean that everything is going to waist?”
His wife had a physician’s appointment to examine her bones.
He said to her, “I think you are very smart but I want your bones to be dense.”
And with that, before the car door was closed, the dog ran out
and jumped right in, declaring, “Don’t leave me here with the giggling lout.”
“Oh, Babe, my dear Chocolate Lab, stay with me and inspire me to think of puns galore.” And with that, his wife said, “Are you in, Babe?” and slammed the door.
Color Tour To Brighten Spirits During a Pandemic, Two Haiku
October’s sun shines
on brilliant shades of tree leaves.
Time for a fall tour
before the winds blow
and the cold rain rips the trees
shaking leaves from limbs.