She always thought she
Walked a tight rope be-
Tween management and
Labor in her occupation
As the senior tight-rope-
Walker in the corporation
And that was the case
Except that, if truth be
Told, she, in her heart
Of hearts, always support-
Ed the cause of those who
Worked in the warehouse
And on the production
Line and that, now in
Refreshing, retrospective
Retirement, brought her
More satisfaction than
Anything else she ever
Did besides the artwork
That she now does with-
Out any management and
Labor relations issues
Or conflicts except the
Conflict within herself
About which colored
Piece of fabric to use.
Author Archives: robertedahl
He Sat Listening
He sat listening to a
famous, female poet
being interviewed by
a popular, female in-
terviewer of spiritual
matters before a mostly
female crowd. They spoke
of the starvation of
people for the meaning
that can be found in
poetry and contemplation
and silence and they
were all so earnest and
the audience laughed
so modestly and clapped
so appropriately and
appreciatively about it
all and it reminded
him of how he felt
as one of the few men
employed at a hospice
where he was sure he
was drowning in estrogen.
The point of no return
for him came when the
conversation turned
to how dust is alive
and how one female poet
named all the dust bun-
nies in her house. He
wanted to write a poem
about testosterone and
standing and screaming
bloody murder and then
he thought about just
standing, beating his
chest like Tarzan and
screaming bloody murder
but he lives in a condo
association and his
neighbors are mostly,
single, poetry and me-
ditation loving females,
who being given toward
myth, metaphor and simile
would unceremoniously
dismiss the earnestness
of his very manly out-
burst by earnestly believ-
ing that he, the screamer,
being of Scandinavian
blood was simply echoing
Thor calling down thunder,
lightening and destruction
to which they might laugh
modestly and clap approp-
riately and appreciatively
so he just shut down the
computer, wrote a love
poem and did his daily
meditative prayer, deep
breathing and yoga.
Dinner With a Spiritual Runner
At dinner at a really nice, up-
scale Mexican restaurant in
Phoenix, he and his wife were
joined by their daughter by
his late wife and the two
grandchildren. Five days
previously, their daughter had
completed a thirty-five mile
trail run in Northern Arizona.
While looking across the table
at her, he thought of the awk-
ward, gangly, high school kid
running around the track and
then he thought about all
the years in between and the
grief over her mother’s tragic
death and how his daughter kept
it together through therapy and
the love and support of friends
and how she had found her vision
quest through trail running
and then five days ago running,
by invitation, through the sacred,
Navajo land of enchantment as she,
the beautiful, spiritual child
described it in detail as they
inhaled the gourmet, street tacos
and tossed back classic Margaritas.
Civic and Family Pride While Painting a Ceiling
The young man moved to Phoenix from New York City a couple of years ago to be near an uncle who had moved from New York City several years ago. The young man started his own construction business and the couple employed him to do some needed updating on their condo.
The couple inquired into his life. As he stood on a ladder painting the ceiling, he spoke about his mother who recently retired from the New York City police department after forty years on the job.
She was a pioneer of females in the department and it wasn’t always easy being one of the few women on the force. He told one story of harassment toward his mother early on and how her male police partner put an end to it by telling the harasser that the woman’s father was the Chief of New York’s Fire Department and that two of her brothers were firemen, also.
The couple expressed appreciation for the young man’s pedigree. With a deep New York accent which seemed to get thicker as his pride rose, he, paused, lowered his paintbrush and stated, “Yeah, that’s my mom and my grandpa. They are my heroes. My uncle is my mom’s brother. He served forty some years as a fireman. His health is failing and I’m here to keep an eye on him. He’s right up there with my mom and grandpa and my other uncle.”
Then he dipped the brush in the paint and went back to putting the finishing touches on the ceiling. “So, what do you think?” he asked. “It looks real nice.” they said.
Walter Mitty in the Great Outdoors
He sees the e-mails from
REI and The Clymb and he
starts to fanaticize about
great hikes and paddles and
rides and runs and then he
thinks about the very slow
jogs he does on the trail
just outside of the assoc-
iation back parking lot
that goes along the high-
way across from which is
the entire mountain preserve
in the heart of the city where
when he used hike it felt as
though he were in the middle
of the wilderness. His is not
a dramatic jog; there isn’t
much elevation on the run,
but the little hill he climbs
about halfway through his
jog makes him feel as though
he is halfway up Mt. Mc-
Kinley. Then he went to the
orthopedic surgeon’s office
and the nurse said he couldn’t
possibly be seventy-two giv-
ing him a subtle wink and
a nod and the physician told
him to go right on hiking,
cycling, kayaking and jogging
as long as he had no pain
and, with that, he felt like
he had just finished a hun-
dred kilometer trail run on
the Navaho reservation near
the Four Corners on a brisk,
bright and sometime, snowy
day just as he arrived back
at the condo at the end of
a thirty-minute slow jog.
Losing Sleep
They were having some work
done on the condo — three
glass panels from 1985 were
to be removed and the wall
painted terra-cotta in homage
to the lay-of -the-land. A little
patch of popcorn ceiling also
circa 1985 was to be scraped
and painted before attaching
the new dining room light
fixture replacing the 1985,
leaded-glass light fixture.
The workman was scheduled to
be at the condo by nine a.m.
and the owner lost sleep
going over and over in his
mind how he was going to get
the dog out and fed, grill
the tilapia, which had to be
cooked or thrown out because
they were going away for the
day to vacate the premises
for the sake of the workman,
fry the eggs, eat and clean
up and move the dining room
furniture all before the work-
man knocked on the door and
if that wasn’t enough the
owner, when he did finally
get to sleep, dreamed that he
overslept waking up with a start
at 9:15 and in a panic running
to the door in his undies to
greet the irritated workman
who had been standing there for
fifteen minutes when, in reality,
the owner got up at the dog’s
beckoning at 7:15 and got it all
done which included taking the
dog out in a rare rainstorm
in the desert, hauling in
the dog’s food from the car
which he forgot to do the
night before, grilling under
an umbrella, frying the eggs
with cheddar cheese and
tomatoes and grinding the coffee
beans and making a pot of coffee.
His wife was finishing up the
dishes at 9:05 when he got a
text that the workman was
running late and wouldn’t be
there until around eleven,
if then.
If There Actually Was a You to See
We all know that the universe
Started with me. In time
I gather that my parents
Preceded me but I don’t really
Take that seriously. In school
In history class I am told about
Something that happened some-
Where sometime but not in my
Lifetime and therefore in no
Time. It’s a bit disconcerting to
Watch Nature and Nova and
Any special about Africa being
The cradle of civilization. Is all
That about another earth, another
Solar system, another galaxy,
Another other? Of course, it has
To be because my life is all
There is, was and is to be be-
Cause it is all about you and
Me and, really, almost mostly
Excusively just about me, you
See, if there actually was, is
Or is to be a you to see.
We Must Stand Up To Thee
How do I know thee?
Let me count two ways.
Draconian: cruel, drastic, heavy-handed,
oppressive, severe, strict.
Take your pick.
Machiavellian: cunning, expedient,
opportunistic, calculating, conniving,
contriving, crafty, deceitful, devious,
plotting, shrewd, sly, underhanded,
unscrupulous, vile.
Thee and thy inner circle have crawled
out from under a big rock pile.
This is how I know thee
and all thy narcissistic ways.
My dear, fake President, America must flee
draconian, Machiavellian deeds speedily
by standing up nonviolently
in great protest of thy Unholy Trinity
and their nefarious ways.
The Dance of Love
Welcome to the Whirling, Swirling
Universal
Creator, Redeemer, Sustainer
inviting you to
be the Dance with the Dance
of who you are and who
you are meant to be.
The Dance is
for you as you become
the Dance, too – ecstasy,
joy, bemusement, sadness,
grief, wonder including
air, earth, fire and sea
with you, in you, free
in the Creator, Redeemer, Sustainer,
below, around and above
becoming the eternal
Dance of Love.
A Wink and a Nod
They are straight
and he is gay.
He’s the bartender
and Friday is the day
they sit at the bar
and discuss what may
and politics of Mayday, Mayday!
They have much to say
and they agree on many things
in the country going so far astray.
He always gives them
one free martini of the day
and they say thanks silently
with a tip, a wink and a nod
to help till his pay-day.
Nothing is said.
What is there to say?
Just mutual appreciation
between two straights and a gay
on Thank God It’s Friday
in the country
that has lost its way.
“If that’s all there is, my friend,
then break out the booze and let’s…”
commiserate the night away.